Pathetic

I didn't realize it'd been four months since my last entry. I apologize. I wish I could say I was busy saving the world. I only saved an ant colony from a family of tarantulas while milking a cancerous bovine which happened to be pregnant with my sister's baby--they couldn't find another surrogate. So I'm sorry and will try extremely hard to get a weekly post out, no matter how inane and nonsensical.

MNMC